Local Grassfed Hole

oneheadtoanother:

evilscientist3:

Me online after someone tells me a story: thags crazy lol

The beautiful androgynous twinks talking to me: i think u misspelt that lol

My neolithic roommate: thag going to hit you with rock

aciidaisy:

teathattast:

apas-95:

stop-entropy-lie-down:

1. found a baby turtle in my sewer and used AI aging techniques to work out what it would look like as an adult and used google reverse image search to find images of its parents who were in a nature documentary in 2017 and used harsh economic sanctions to encourage them not to lose their baby in the sewer again

2. nothing wrong with me

fagsex:

walker-scobell:

Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

himbofisher:

hotvampireadjacent:

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

unalivejournal:

i cant leave america because what if i get a beverage and it’s not huge

tigbiddygandalf:

zariahkayy:

Microwave wants your soul , will you give it to her?

nyanoraptor:

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i’m completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

guidancerune:

mozzu:

guidancerune:

dose anyone want to smoke with me

hi. your telephone is unplugged

then why can i hear you

jame7t:

k-simplex:

jame7t:

stop blogging for a moment and mourn me. I just spilled hot coffee on me twice. Once was on my stupid balls. !mourn !weep and !sad are all acceptable today.

!meep

Did anyone hear the Wretched Rat